***Time Warp Alert***
My ingenious plan to become Tyler Durden proceeds apace. I’m down a full night’s sleep for the week past so naturally, what happens during my only weekend in Tennessee in six weeks? On night one I sleep in shifts – part of the time on the living room floor – and end up with maybe eight hours on the night. Night two I get my eight hours but that’s all, precisely eight hours. I wake up at 6:30 AM on a Saturday and vacuum the apartment and wash the dishes.
I am your humble narrator.
And I have an IKEA catalog.
Surely it’s only a small step from here to planning the downfall of the world’s financial infrastructure.